gossip is immoral

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"Why gossip should be illegal - by M7."

1. A Boy writes a book.
2. The book is plagiarized and becomes a best seller.
3. The Boy is upset at this.
4. The Boy becomes Famous so people gossip about him.
5. The Boy resents the intrusive gossip about him.
6. The Boy develops Telepathy and hears the gossip when trying to sleep at 5:00am.
7. The gossip is about his family and private information that NO ONE SHOULD KNOW.
8. The Boy demands the gossip stop.
9. The gossipers claim "it is their right to gossip because the Boy is famous."
10. The Boy calls the police.
11. The Police come and laugh at him and his situation.
12. The Boy cries.
13. God opens up the sky and grabs the gossipers and casts them into the fiery Abyss.
14. God grabs the corrupt Police and casts them into the Abyss as well.
15. God creates a new Commandment, "Thou shall not Gossip" or "Thou shall surely die."
16. The Boy thanks God for this.
17. God smiles and returns to his home in the Heavens.

THE END.

M7 2014.