Paradise Found:
1. A boy writes a book.
2. The boy develops Mental Illness.
3. A Psychology Counselor offers to read the book.
4. The boy lets her borrow the book for 1 week.
5. The Counselor returns the book the next week in her red sports car, claiming her car was stolen but the book was safely inside.
6. Some time passes.
7. The boy learns his book was published by the Psychology Counselor.
8. The boy confronts the Psychology Department Head person, who calls the Police on the boy.
9. The boy is told he is "delusional" and that the book was never stolen.
10. Some time passes.
11. The book becomes a best seller and makes zillions of dollars, but the boy cannot prove this and is told he is being Paranoid about the situation.
12. The boy is famous and everyone gossips about him. He is told this is Paranoia when he asks people why they gossip about him.
13. The boy takes his medicine.
14. 10 years pass by.
15. The boy is told by a Voice that the FBI is collecting his stolen book's proceeds and that he can spend this money via the FBI.
16. The boy goes to Hawaii and sends a postcard to the FBI to buy a waterfall estate.
17. The FBI receives the postcard and says nothing.
18. Some time passes.
19. The boy's Palestinian neighbors who were born in Beit Hanina learn about the boy's secret assets via gossip.
20. The boy demands the neighbors tell him where that information came from.
21. The neighbors threaten the boy. The boy tells the FBI about this.
22. The FBI investigates the neighbors, who openly disseminate information freely without a conscious.
23. The FBI fines the neighbors and releases them.
24. Some time passes.
25. The neighbors are bored so they investigate the boy's family.
26. The Voices that the boy hears tell him he will be paid for his stolen book.
27. The neighbors demand from the FBI that the boy's secret assets become their property via a fake lawsuit.
28. The boy cries.
29. God opens the sky and grabs the Palestinian neighbors and casts them into the fiery Abyss.
30. God gives the boy his assets from the corrupt FBI and casts the rogue FBI agent into the Abyss.
31. The boy smiles and is happy with his real estate and money.
THE END
M7 2014
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